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Well, we were supposed to have a regular old BWS show talking about BWS things. Then, we somehow got on the topic of cancel culture and things literally went off the rails. We thought about editing for time, but then said, ‘You know what? Let everyone get this behind the scenes look at us. That’s … Read more
After a brief tribute to Gilbert Gottfried Marc Abbott Denise Tapscott Kirk A Johnson and Steven Van Patten begin to tear into Moon Knight and a few other tidbits of nerd-dom! You don’t want to miss this under any circumstances, especially if you are looking for a laugh and maybe a tear or two.
Kirk A Johnson wasn’t feeling good (pray for a brother) so it was just Marc Abbott Denise Tapscott and Steven Van Patten trying to figure out what the hell happened at the Oscars AND why all of a sudden New York’s mayor seems more concerned with the Brooklyn Net’s scoreboard than COVID.Of course, without Kirk … Read more
The team starts off with a little debate over who is faster before jumping head first into thoughts on the latest Batman movie. Spoiler Alert: We enjoyed it, we respected it, but we still managed to have fun at its expense! By the way, we waited for YOU to go see it, so if you … Read more
In this pre-taped episode(some TV lingo for that ass) we discuss the accosting of Black Panther director, Ryan Coogler, who apparently was banking while Black. *Disclaimer: The gun is not real. Looks real. NOT REAL. Same gun used in three episodes of SVP’s The Reluctant Hitman series. If you don’t know what that means, please … Read more
Denise Tapscott Marc Abbott Kirk A Johnson and Steven Van Patten go off the beaten path a little bit and talk about the Paramount Plus series 1883! Why? Well, 1) Because we’re always making fun of #SamElliott (respectfully, of course) and 2) It’s a damn good, gritty-ass Western series. In any event, this is a … Read more
his week, Denise Tapscott, Marc Abbott, Kirk A Johnson, and Steven Van Patten put the nerd stuff aside and talk about the current wishy-washy way local and federal politicians are rolling back COVID restrictions and our reservations about it. We also discuss how even though we are dead set against Russia’s attack on Ukraine, we … Read more
Denise Tapscott joins the team to announce that she is officially ON THE TEAM! Expect to see Denise with Marc Abbott Kirk A Johnson and Steven Van Patten in every episode moving forward. (Pending work and family emergencies of course.) Discussions Include: Why is there an armored racist in ‘The Peacemaker’ during Black History Month, … Read more
Marc Abbott takes the floor to give us an in-depth look at the sequel to ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Then we talk about a movie one of us is actually in. After that, the usual speculative conversation you’d expect from the team. Get a notepad out, the recommendations are coming. Brought to you by Speculative … Read more
The team tapes early so we can catch you all before you are too Super Bowl drunk to understand! Denise Tapscott joins once again to keep us Black History fresh! It’s the pregame you didn’t know you wanted but know you need! Hit ‘PLAY’ motherscratcher!