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Kirk A Johnson wasn’t feeling good (pray for a brother) so it was just Marc Abbott Denise Tapscott and Steven Van Patten trying to figure out what the hell happened at the Oscars AND why all of a sudden New York’s mayor seems more concerned with the Brooklyn Net’s scoreboard than COVID.Of course, without Kirk … Read more
The team starts off with a little debate over who is faster before jumping head first into thoughts on the latest Batman movie. Spoiler Alert: We enjoyed it, we respected it, but we still managed to have fun at its expense! By the way, we waited for YOU to go see it, so if you … Read more
In this pre-taped episode(some TV lingo for that ass) we discuss the accosting of Black Panther director, Ryan Coogler, who apparently was banking while Black. *Disclaimer: The gun is not real. Looks real. NOT REAL. Same gun used in three episodes of SVP’s The Reluctant Hitman series. If you don’t know what that means, please … Read more
Denise Tapscott Marc Abbott Kirk A Johnson and Steven Van Patten go off the beaten path a little bit and talk about the Paramount Plus series 1883! Why? Well, 1) Because we’re always making fun of #SamElliott (respectfully, of course) and 2) It’s a damn good, gritty-ass Western series. In any event, this is a … Read more
his week, Denise Tapscott, Marc Abbott, Kirk A Johnson, and Steven Van Patten put the nerd stuff aside and talk about the current wishy-washy way local and federal politicians are rolling back COVID restrictions and our reservations about it. We also discuss how even though we are dead set against Russia’s attack on Ukraine, we … Read more
Denise Tapscott joins the team to announce that she is officially ON THE TEAM! Expect to see Denise with Marc Abbott Kirk A Johnson and Steven Van Patten in every episode moving forward. (Pending work and family emergencies of course.) Discussions Include: Why is there an armored racist in ‘The Peacemaker’ during Black History Month, … Read more
Damn, Gina! Somebody tried to kidnap Tisha Campbell! Holy Human Trafficking, Batman!!This is probably the only podcast in the world that is going to cover the aforementioned story and still make time to talk about the new plot holes in ‘Book Of Boba Fett’, so there is NO reason not to tune it!Oh and Denise … Read more
The team takes a serious look at how racism is allowed to foster in the US with bans on books and CRT. Then, a much more fun conversation about The Book of Boba Fett and why people can’t just be patient when they know damn good and well these helmeted space hoodlums will eventually bring … Read more
2021 was not a great year, but it was better than 2020! The team is joined by fan fav Denise Tapscott as we recap some pop culture favs and discuss what the nerd world is looking forward to in 2022! If nothing else, you’re definitely going to laugh!
The team is feeling better after Ahmaud Arbery’s murders are sent to jail, so after announcing a super cool special guest for next week, Marc, Kirk, and SVP break down Squid Game and what the hot Netflix series may or may not be saying about capitalism.