Laughing Black Vampire Productions
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This episode is longer than half the movies, we talk about, because too much crazy shit happened. From Trump’s acquittal to Gina Carano’s firing. The government may not know how to handle misinformed misanthropes who say inflammatory shit on Twitter, but The Mouse and LucasFilms are handling their business. Then, our spirited talk around Judas … Read more
The team comes in a day late to celebrate Marc Abbott’s birthday, (don’t be afraid to show some love in the comments) and discuss a plethora of things from Broadway nostalgia to why Tom Brady is a lousy person regardless of how many Super Bowls he wins. It’s a long one but it’s worth it. … Read more
Kirk, Marc & SVP are back with an all new episode, if only to remind you there are still horrible politicians out there and not to fall for the okey doke!
Coming off of the release of their book, ‘Hell At Brooklyn Tea’, the team debuts a new segment, ‘Horrible People We Should Talk About Now That Trump Is Gone.’ After which, perhaps the most unusual Godzilla debate ever! Don’t just sit there. Join in on the fun.
The team makes fun of what else? The Insurrection! Why? Because we aren’t white supremacist felons, so we can! Also, some expanded theories on WandaVision. Also, a review of the new Anthony Mackie sci-fi thriller Outside The Wire. Check us out on Facebook to see what else? Our faces!
What can I tell you? Marc, Kirk, SVP, and recurring special guest Ray Munns can’t help but discuss the treasonous attack on the Capitol Building in DC this past Wednesday! They do get to some Star Trek talk eventually, but not after marveling over the stupidity of our fellow citizens in a way we are … Read more
Just when you thought President Racist Bizarro World couldn’t give us anything else to talk about… well, he did. After we mock him, we move onto binge-worthy recommendations like Titans and Cobra Kai. It’s a regular riot, Alice!
We go full Voltron (which only means that there are five of us)! Laura Lifshitz and Ray Munns join Marc, Kirk, and SVP to give 2020 one final kick in the ass and look forward to better days. After a Wellness Check, we get into WW 84 and Soul, with Soul admittedly hitting a little … Read more
We welcome return guest star Ray Munns and mock him openly for being high and apparently in WITSEC, before gushing over the Mandolorian for a final time this year AND we finally play a game again! ‘But This Time They’re Black’, The Christmas Carol Edition! With Marc Abbott as Ebenezer Scrooge, Kirk Johnson as the … Read more
Tonight, Marc, Kirk and SVP discuss getting a vaccine and why we politicized the situation instead of simply listening to scientists. Our answers may surprise you. After that we get into some blerd talk, because a lot of trailers dropped, including ‘Loki’ and ‘What If?’ Plug your headphones in and join us! Of course, we … Read more